breelandwalker:

dmofstormandsea:

thorthedorkworld:

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

this video is what dnd feels like

ROLL INTIATIVE

gotsickofmyoldurl:

iwannapushyourdaisies:

bundyspooks:

The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.

legend

why didn’t his parents name him

siren-kitten-his:

moonlit-hedge:

shellysbees:

transparasite:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

bookworm-christina:

atlas-prime:

ottermatopoeia:

castin spells

Tai chi

Playing an invisible harp

flowercrownsylveon:

iridessence:

thereflectioneternal:

aelfcynn:

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

Oh shit I just realized this worked last time I saw it

Gotta spread it

mesperyiangoddess:

localaussietrashcan:

yesterdaysprint:

Vancouver Daily World, British Columbia, June 27, 1921

Fucking kill it, little girl next door

A FUCKING ICON

dancinbutterfly:

would-we-be-friends-if-i:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that in ancient Athens, only the 300 wealthiest citizens had to pay tax; this was considered a high honor, and taxpayers competed to provide the greatest public good (x)

Bring this back!!

CONGRATULATIONS 🍾🎉🎈🎊

YOU HAVE QUALIFIED TO PAY TAXES! WITH THIS ACHIEVEMENT YOU WILL SHOW ATHENS WHAT A SMART SKILLFUL BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE AND HOW MUCH PEOPLE LOVE AND NEED YOU WITH EACH PAYMENT!ONLY BY PAYING TAXES CAN YOU MAINTAIN THIS ELITE STATUS!

WELCOME CITIZEN! YOU MADE IT BIG!

candygarnet:

brunhiddensmusings:

shiyakusho:

splatoonification

i know this is an evolution as companies judge when guns become inapropriate to be thrown around as an emoji but it pops up two things to me

1- microsoft started with a buck rogers zap gun before decidng NOW to turn to regular guns before going back to nope totally not a real gun

2- google started with a fucking blunderbuss